Dave and I love thermoses. With their vacuum insulation and stainless steel construction they represent the pinnacle of portable beverage technology. There’s just one problem. The best (and worst) thing about thermoses is that they are extremely effective at trapping heat. This is great when your coffee is the right temperature, but is just terrible (and really dangerous) when your coffee is too hot. And coffee is always really, really hot. Let’s see how this plays out in the real world.
Fill your thermos with hot coffee at 8:30am and it will be hot enough to burn you until 9:45. You’ll finally be able to start drinking it around eleven, but after waiting two and a half hours to start you only get an hour and three-quarters to finish before your coffee is too cold.
Enter Coffee Joulies. Five in a thermos brings your coffee to a safe sippable temperature in under three minutes, and it’s ready to drink in half an hour. What happens to the extra heat? This is the best part. All that heat is slowly released back into your coffee keeping it in the perfect temperature range for over three hours.
This means that our Coffee Joulies Perfection Pack makes your coffee safe to sip 35 times sooner, lets you start drinking it five times faster and keeps it drinkable for twice as long. Check out the graph to the left for actual recorded temperature curves.
Skeptical? You should be. These are some bold claims. How about this. Pick up a Perfection Pack and try it out for yourself. Take two months if you need to. If you don’t absolutely love it send it back for a complete refund.
Our Perfection Pack includes: